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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death





DiannaAgron Seeing first images from our shoot 📷@brianbowensmith @GeorgieEisdell ✂️ @CWoodHair

DiannaAgron Seeing first images from our shoot 📷@brianbowensmith @GeorgieEisdell ✂️ @CWoodHair

+I;M SCRE AMIGN;  DIANNA AGRON;  




DarrenCriss: Wrapped in confetti during @onedirection #storyofmylife #iHeartRadio Festival tonight @ 8pm on CW @iHeartRadio #ad

DarrenCriss: Wrapped in confetti during @onedirection #storyofmylife #iHeartRadio Festival tonight @ 8pm on CW @iHeartRadio #ad

+in what world is that confetti;  darren criss;  



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween




If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......



arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

+disney;  



Darren Criss + height (or lack of)
inspired by [x]

+ha omg i forgot about this;  i got so much hate for it;  darren criss;  



versacepromises:

there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv




Dianna at the Global Citizen Festival. September 27, 2014.

+dianna agron;